You can put this app in the “not every app has to actually be useful” column. Sinecure Industries has created an app that tells you how to live your life called “Halp!”.

The app picks a random piece of advice and displays it for the user. A user can either take the advice or get something new with a shake of the phone. There are over 700 pieces of “advice” in the app.

“We know a lot of people who are incredibly indecisive – not even about big decisions, but even what to have for lunch. This iPhone app is for them. We put in so many pieces of advice there are at least 10 that apply to anyone at any given time,” said the application co-creator Sean Flanagan in a statement.

The advice may be random, but if it spews out advice like the above for gaining superhero powers, well then maybe it’s funny enough to give it a chance. The app is on the iTunes store for $1.99.

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