Did you break up with Pirates of the Burning Sea between January 22, 2008 and January 15, 2010? Well, Flying Lab Software wants you back. Maybe you had a bad date, or its cologne was just too overpowering. (I hear pirates smell like fish and win, can anyone confirm this?)

It’s changed. Really, it has. Pirates just wants another chance. It won’t be like the first time. It just wants your love (Lady Gaga still wants your revenge). Look, it even made a list for you!

• There’s new cinematic content, so you won’t ever have to remember that time you saw Transformers 2 together again.
• New conquest features have been implemented, so you can actually call all the shots this time.
• Pirates even has new clothing, so maybe it will be more stylish and you won’t think everyone is looking at you.

Look, just give it another chance. It’s even giving you a month-long date for free! Sign back in, get playing, and decide for yourself if you want to keep the relationship going. Details here.