Just in case you ever wanted to attract children to your vehicle and then just drive away laughing, a crazy ice cream truck is available for the downloading for Eidos’ Just Cause 2 today (or at least, it will be as soon as the store updates).

(We’ll just ignore that there are no Panauan children. At least, I haven’t seen any in my travels around the island nation.)

The Chevalier Ice Breaker is a smooth ride with front bull bars designed to tear apart anything that stands in its way. Just…don’t run into those children that don’t exist.

This will be only one of just over 100 vehicles available for the taking in Panau’s sandbox. So far, over 25 million kilometers have been driven on the virtual streets. That’s a pretty long ice cream route.

As Rico Rodriguez, the Agency’s most powerful weapon, players must take on the island of Panau and its military regime in order to track down Rico’s former boss and mentor, Tom Sheldon, who has gone rogue with millions in Agency cash and intel. Using a unique grapple and parachute combination, there is no vertical limit as the air becomes your playground: grapple a passing plane in flight, hijack helicopters, BASE jump from the tallest buildings or mountains and leave a trail of chaos and destruction in your wake. Just Cause 2 offers players the freedom to tackle missions any way they choose and, with over 100 vehicles and countless upgrades and collectibles, the choices for relentless adrenaline-fueled action are limitless.